1 month ago on 12 March 2014 @ 9:38am + 43,339 notes
via nelsonsjes (originally -emmaaa)

Chandler: I don’t dance at weddings… Because weddings are a great place to meet women, and when I dance, I look like this…

1 month ago on 7 March 2014 @ 6:20pm + 351,636 notes
via immigranteyes (originally d4untless)

Things I Say While I'm Driving

  • Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
  • Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
  • Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
  • Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
  • Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
  • Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
  • Me: /dinosaur screams/
1 month ago on 26 February 2014 @ 11:35am + 145,174 notes
via immigranteyes (originally jaclcfrost)

jaclcfrost:

"how are you doing?"

[makes several vague hand gestures and various noises rather than giving an actual answer]

2 months ago on 27 January 2014 @ 3:00pm + 315,391 notes
via nelsonsjes (originally urbancatfitters)
# q

buttseccs:

urbancatfitters:

if u dont know how to respond to something just say “how dare you”

"i love you"

how dare you

1 year ago on 6 January 2013 @ 6:44am + 360,931 notes
via barelyjoyous (originally uglyteenlol)

wutharry:

i have never seen a gif that represents my life better than this one  

image

1 year ago on 30 November 2012 @ 9:29pm + 203 notes
via tindog (originally vega-ofthe-lyre)
# gif
1 year ago on 22 October 2012 @ 12:30pm + 17,347 notes
via tindog (originally allonsyvanessa)
# but
1 year ago on 21 October 2012 @ 12:50am + 174,216 notes
via barelyjoyous (originally setbabiesonfire)
  • me: okay its time to be productive today
  • me: let me just go on tumblr first
  • me: well its getting late i should probably get to bed
1 year ago on 10 October 2012 @ 3:41pm + 431 notes
via tindog (originally djkatrixplier)
1 year ago on 9 October 2012 @ 10:45pm + 56,814 notes
via immigranteyes (originally positivestress)

marththebland:

I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger

1 year ago on 8 October 2012 @ 8:28pm + 7,714 notes
via artistswanted (originally artistswanted)
# art

artistswanted:

Stephen Danzig - Art Takes Miami 2012 featured entrant

1 year ago on 8 October 2012 @ 7:29pm + 597,861 notes
via nelsonsjes (originally gameandwatch-deactivated2013043)
# omg

gameandwatch:

i remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so i don’t freak them out

1 year ago on 3 October 2012 @ 10:41pm + 64,904 notes
via lostwithouthisblogger (originally stealthtits)
1 year ago on 27 September 2012 @ 12:41pm + 2 notes

fun fact 1: effie convinced me to watch Psych by saying “And you know that guy from that Disney Channel movie the Luck Of The Irish”, to which I said “YES I FORGOT ABOUT THAT MOVIE”, to which was said: “Well he’s in it.”