wutharry:

i have never seen a gif that represents my life better than this one  

marththebland:

I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger

gameandwatch:

i remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so i don’t freak them out

fun fact 1: effie convinced me to watch Psych by saying “And you know that guy from that Disney Channel movie the Luck Of The Irish”, to which I said “YES I FORGOT ABOUT THAT MOVIE”, to which was said: “Well he’s in it.”

do you ever random type

like: galsimvaklrer

and think

no that doesn’t look right

and so you erase it and try again

laskdfjaasdf

ah yes that’s how im feeling now

fredcollins:

I am really good at stalking people on the internet