1 year ago on 4 June 2012 @ 9:27pm + 100,308 notes
via thehighfunctioningsociopath (originally cruciology)
# ffff
# omg
  • Me: Ugh, why isn't my pizza done yet?
  • Mom: It's been in for three minutes. Just wait.
  • Me: I DID MY WAITING!
  • Mom: Oh, god, not again.
  • Me: TWELVE YEARS OF IT!
  • Mom: Every time.
  • Me: IN AZKABAN!