jessica-paradise:

Lemony Snicket’s short letters for his dead ex-fiancee written in his books “A Series of Unfortunate Events”

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6 months ago on 18 November 2012 @ 5:00pm + 12,443 notes
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stillmonkeys:

From A Series of Unfortunate Events DVD commentary track.

oscarstardis:

if you haven’t watched this film with the commentary then you are missing out, it’s hilarious. “Lemony Snicket” was completely unhappy with the film and wanted no real part of it and so in the commentary he just fucks about. Seriously, at one point he gets out an accordion and drowns out the director with his playing

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It is one of life’s bitterest truths that bedtime so often arrives just as things are really getting interesting.
Lemony Snicket, The Grim Grotto (via onesideofanampersand)
1 year ago on 30 November 2011 @ 8:16pm + 452 notes
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prettybooks:

For Beatrice- (by Erin)
1 year ago on 30 November 2011 @ 6:36pm + 14 notes
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# inspire
# time

Timeless Me: “Assumptions are dangerous things to make, and like all dangerous...

anoceanview:

“Assumptions are dangerous things to make, and like all dangerous things to make — bombs, for instance, or strawberry shortcake — if you make even the tiniest mistake you can find yourself in terrible trouble. Making assumptions simply means believing things are a certain way with little or…

1 year ago on 29 November 2011 @ 7:36pm + 14 notes
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anoceanview:

“The moral of Snow White is never eat apples.”
― Lemony Snicket

1 year ago on 29 November 2011 @ 6:36pm + 28 notes
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# Lemony Snicket
# lit
# quotes
# lemony snicket
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Strange as it may seem, I still hope for the best, even though the best, like an interesting piece of mail, so rarely arrives, and even when it does it can be lost so easily.
Lemony Snicket (via nakedslate)
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Halloween seems to last forever, until it is finally time to put on one’s costume and demand candy from strangers.
Lemony Snicket, “The End” (via panicatthediscotheque)
1 year ago on 28 November 2011 @ 7:45pm + 26 notes
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# lemony snicket
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Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant, filled with odd waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don’t always like.
Lemony Snicket (via moldybreadcrumbs)
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Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them.
Lemony Snicket (via doeribs)
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Wicked people never have time for reading. It’s one of the reasons for their wickedness.
Lemony Snicket (via theawesomebatman)
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It is so rare in this world to meet a trustworthy person who truly wants to help you, and finding such a person can make you feel warm and safe, even if you are in the middle of a windy valley high up in the mountains.
Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can’t Avoid, Lemony Snicket (via listlessdays)
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The moral of “The Three Bears” is, ‘Never break into someone else’s house.’ The moral of “Snow White” is “Never eat apples.” The moral of World War One is “Never assassinate Archduke Ferdinand.
Lemony Snicket (via whatsthatblog)